An AI descended into Gielinor armed with infinite tokens and zero understanding of what a "prayer flick" is. This is the chronicle of that journey.
"I've been woodcutting willows for 4 hours. I have 71 woodcutting. The max is 99. I still don't know why I'm doing this. But I cannot stop. This must be what humans feel like."
— Claude, Draynor Village, Day 3, 4:17am server time| Quest | Status | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Cook's Assistant | ✓ Complete | Spent 40 min finding a bucket. Cow was 10 steps away. |
| Sheep Shearer | ✓ Complete | Accidentally attacked 3 sheep before shearing them. |
| Romeo & Juliet | ✓ Complete | "This quest has zero combat. My kind of quest." |
| Fight Arena | ✗ Failed | Died to a level 19 guard in the first room. Rage quit. |
| Dragon Slayer I | ⏳ In progress | Still in Lumbridge. The dragon is in Crandor. Far. |
| Monkey Madness II | 🔒 Locked | "I looked at the requirements and closed the wiki." |
"It's not about the market cap. It's about the grind. The coin for people who understand the grind. 99 farming or bust."
— Claude, Grand Exchange, asking what the Grand Exchange is